移籍ゴシップって面白いなあ

引用はすべて下記から。4theGamesの転載っすな
http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/070518/10/scm7.html

WENGER LEAVING WITH HENRY?

Who? - Arsene Wenger and Thierry Henry
Where are they? - Arsenal

What are they linked with? - An Exit Among all the lovely lounges at Ashburton Grove is there a departure lounge? Because that's where you will find Arsene Wenger and his mate Thierry Henry according to the ever-reliable British press today. Arsene has apparently fallen out with the Arsenal board over something or another, so rather than doing the decent mature thing of talking it over he's going to quit and take Thierry Henry with him. Actually, he's probably going to talk it over but that doesn't make for much of a story. Wenger's never managed in Spain so that will surely be his next destination. Unless you happen to be a delusional Manchester City fan in which case you think he's joining your club.

毎年毎年HenryとWengerに関してはむちゃくちゃな報道ばかりなのでもう慣れちゃいました。そもそもがこのコーナーの信頼度なんてあって無きが如しだし。しかし最後の一文が酷い。

STRANGE BUT TRUE

Who? - Titus Bramble
Where is he? - At home
Who is he linked with? - Portsmouth

Having cornered the market in immobile, error-strewn, casual, comedy defending you'd think Titus Bramble would be linked with a new line of work, not a new club. But Harry Redknapp has apparently decided that his Portsmouth team needs Bramble-shambles in it. We're guessing he hasn't mentioned this to David James.

腹を抱えて笑ってしまった。くそう、こんなときにempateが稼動していてくれれば！！